Foosis’ Blog!

The New Suit

 

When I Purchased a Vest,

The Taylor fit to the Chest,

The Belly did really decide.

 

For the Chest it did Fit,

And the Belt it did Clip,

But the Belly did Rumble…

Surprise!

 

For I once saw my Navel,

But now I’m not Able,

From the Prime Rib

And Pizza and Beer.

 

For the Food of Last Month

And the Sweets of last Year,

Finally had the Last Word I do Fear.

 

For the Belt it did Break,

And the Floor it did Quake,

As my Slacks,

They did Slam to the Floor.

 

Then the Women did Scream,

For the Lack of a Screen.

 

And the Children all

Ran and did Hide.